Tuesday, December 23, 2008

On the Tenth Day of Christmas

On the tenth day of Christmas

Do not give to me

Ten ice cubes melting,

Nine papers crumpled,

Eight Care Bears baking,
Seven tater totters,

Six bananas rotting,

Five shoooooe strings,
Four doggy turds,
Three styrofoam heads,
Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!

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