Tuesday, December 23, 2008

On the Ninth Day of Christmas

On the ninth day of Christmas

Do not give to me

Nine papers crumpled,

Eight Care Bears baking,

Seven tater totters,

Six bananas rotting,

Five shoooooe strings,

Four doggy turds,

Three styrofoam heads,

Two tattered gloves,

and a scale so that you can weigh me!

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