On the eighth day of Christmas
Do not give to me
Eight Care Bears baking,

Seven tater totters,
Six bananas rotting,
Five shoooooe strings,
Four doggy turds,
Three styrofoam heads,
Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!

Seven tater totters,
Six bananas rotting,
Five shoooooe strings,
Four doggy turds,
Three styrofoam heads,
Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!

Six bananas rotting,
Five shoooooe strings,
Four doggy turds,
Three styrofoam heads,
Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!


Four doggy turds,
Three styrofoam heads,
Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!
Three styrofoam heads,
Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!

Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!
and a scale so that you can weigh me!