Saturday, December 20, 2008

On the Seventh Day of Christmas


On the seventh day of Christmas

Do not give to me

Seven tater totters,

Six bananas rotting,

Five shoooooe strings,

Four doggy turds,

Three styrofoam heads,

Two tattered gloves,

and a scale so that you can weigh me!

Friday, December 19, 2008

On the Sixth Day of Christmas

On the sixth day of christmas
Do not give to me
Six bananas rotting,
Five shoe strings,
Four doggy turds,
Three styrofoam heads,
Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

On the Fifth Day of Christmas

On the fifth day of Christmas

Do not give to me

Five shoe strings,

Four doggy turds,

Three styrofoam heads,

Two tattered gloves,

and a scale so that you can weigh me!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

On the Fourth Day of Christmas

Let me first appologize for what you are about to see. I admit to having a sick sense of humor!


On the fourth day of Christmas

Do not give to me

Four doggy turds,
*Doggy turd picture removed due to grossing myself out*

Three styrofoam heads,

Two tattered gloves,

and a scale so that you can weigh me!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

On the Third Day of Christmas

I went a bit artsy fartsy with this one. I saw these in a store window of an old closed down hat store and had to stop to get a shot for my 12 Days of Christmas of things not to give Jane project.


On the third day of Christmas,


Do not give to me:


Three styrofoam heads,

Two tattered gloves,

and a scale so that you can weigh me!

Monday, December 15, 2008

On the Second Day of Christmas

On the second day of Christmas,

Do not give to me

Two tattered gloves

and a scale so that you can weigh me!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

The Twelve Days of Christmas (of what not to buy Jane)

Just for laughs and giggles, I decided to do The 12 Days of Christmas song with my own twist and my own photography. Things not to buy Jane for Christmas. Sooooo on with Day 1...

On The First Day of Christmas

Do not give to me

A scale so that you can weigh me!