On the seventh day of Christmas
Do not give to me
Seven tater totters,

Six bananas rotting,
Five shoooooe strings,
Four doggy turds,
Three styrofoam heads,
Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!

Six bananas rotting,
Five shoooooe strings,
Four doggy turds,
Three styrofoam heads,
Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!


Four doggy turds,
Three styrofoam heads,
Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!
Three styrofoam heads,
Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!

Two tattered gloves,
and a scale so that you can weigh me!
and a scale so that you can weigh me!
